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Everything Hurts Shirt
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Everything Hurts T-Shirt – Funny Relatable Humor Tee for Tired Adults
For those mornings when coffee isn’t enough — the Everything Hurts Shirt says what we’re all thinking. Whether it’s leg day, Monday, or just life in general, this funny tee is your new uniform for surviving adulthood with style and sarcasm.
Features
- 😂 Relatable “Everything Hurts” slogan — perfect for gym days, lazy days, or workdays
- 👕 Soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric for maximum comfort
- 🔥 Unisex fit — looks great on everyone, from fitness lovers to nap enthusiasts
- 💪 Ideal for workouts, lounging, or casual wear
- 🎁 Makes a great funny gift for gym rats, coworkers, or exhausted friends
Why You’ll Love It
Comfort meets comedy. This tee pairs effortlessly with joggers, jeans, or pajama pants — because let’s be honest, everything does hurt sometimes.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ShirtsTree
- Email: contact@support.shirtstree.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Everything Hurts Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|