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The Carpet Doesn’t Not Match The Drapes It’s A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There T-Shirt
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The Carpet Doesn’t Not Match The Drapes It’s A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There T-Shirt Unisex
The "The Carpet Doesn’t Match The Drapes – It’s A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There" T-shirt is a bold and cheeky design for those who love humor with a bit of an edge. Perfect for people who enjoy sarcastic, witty, and slightly risqué jokes, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter wherever you go.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Carpet Doesn’t Not Match The Drapes It’s A Lot Longer & Thicker Down There T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|