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My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt

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My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt – Classic Sarcasm with Married-Life Humor

The My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt is a tongue-in-cheek humor tee designed for couples who understand playful exaggeration and inside jokes. This shirt is meant purely as sarcasm—a lighthearted nod to relationship banter, competitive game nights, or the reality that sometimes your partner just wins… at everything.

Featuring a clean, bold design, this tee gets laughs through irony rather than shock. It’s perfect for casual outings, barbecues, game nights, or anywhere people appreciate dry humor and self-aware jokes. Worn with context, it sparks smiles—not controversy.

Crafted from soft, premium-quality cotton, the My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt offers all-day comfort with a durable print that holds up wash after wash. The unisex fit makes it an easy, relaxed option for everyday wear.

Looking for a playful gift? This shirt works well for husbands with a strong sense of humor, gag gift exchanges, bachelor parties, or couples who enjoy joking about who really runs the house.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

My Wife Beats Me T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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