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All I Want For Christmas Is For The Epstein Files Shirt

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All I Want For Christmas Is For The Epstein Files Shirt – Funny Satirical Holiday Tee for Conspiracy Humor Fans

Add a bold dose of holiday satire to your wardrobe with the All I Want For Christmas Is For The Epstein Files Shirt, a tongue-in-cheek tee designed for people who enjoy edgy humor and pop-culture commentary. This shirt doesn’t take a stance or make claims — it simply taps into the internet’s love of jokes, memes, and “say it without saying it” humor.

Featuring a clean, eye-catching design, this tee puts a humorous holiday twist on a widely discussed cultural topic, making it a perfect conversation starter at Christmas parties, Friendsmas gatherings, casual hangouts, or ugly sweater nights. It’s designed for those who appreciate clever satire and holiday humor with an unexpected edge.

Made from soft, high-quality cotton, the All I Want For Christmas Is For The Epstein Files Shirt offers all-day comfort and durability. The unisex fit works great for both men and women, and the print stays crisp wash after wash, making it a standout holiday piece you’ll reach for every season.

This shirt also makes a lighthearted gift for friends who enjoy dark humor, viral memes, or Christmas apparel that leans into playful controversy without taking things too seriously. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or a festive cardigan for a fun, bold seasonal look.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

All I Want For Christmas Is For The Epstein Files Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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