Name: Young Willing and Eager Funny Shirt
Brand: ShirtsTree
SKU: young-willing-and-eager-funny-shirt
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Young Willing and Eager Funny Shirt

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Young Willing and Eager Funny Shirt - Unisex T-shirt

The Nobody Is Illegal Drunk Driving On Stolen Land Officer Shirt is a sharp, satirical graphic tee that uses irony and dark humor to critique slogans, authority, and contradictions in modern social discourse. Designed as parody—not a literal statement—this shirt is meant to provoke thought, spark conversation, and highlight the tension between messaging, power, and accountability.

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Young Willing and Eager Funny Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.