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I Eat Pussy and Microplastics Shirt

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I Eat Pussy and Microplastics Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Graphic Unisex Tee

Make a bold impression with the I Eat Pussy and Microplastics Shirt, a graphic tee featuring an edgy, tongue-in-cheek phrase that blends adult humor with modern internet culture. Designed for those who enjoy unapologetic comedy and eye-catching apparel, this shirt is perfect for parties, concerts, festivals, casual outings, and nights out with friends.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a comfortable unisex fit, this t-shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, joggers, and sneakers for a relaxed look that stands out.

✔️ Bold adult humor graphic design
✔️ Soft, breathable, and comfortable fabric
✔️ Unisex fit for everyday wear
✔️ Perfect for parties, festivals, concerts, and casual outings
✔️ Great gift idea for fans of edgy humor, meme culture, and unique graphic tees

Whether you're looking to spark laughs, make a statement, or showcase your irreverent sense of humor, the I Eat Pussy and Microplastics Shirt delivers comfort, confidence, and unforgettable style.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Eat Pussy and Microplastics Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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