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Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt
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Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt
(AKA the “Dead Inside But Still Horny” vibe — just cleaner and funnier)
For everyone who’s running on sarcasm, caffeine, and questionable life choices. The “Dead Inside But Still Thriving” shirt perfectly captures that chaotic energy of being totally over it… but still showing up looking good.
Features
- 💀 Funny “Dead Inside” design — dark humor that hits just right
- 👕 Soft, premium cotton blend — comfortable enough for your existential crises
- 🔥 Unisex fit — perfect for guys, gals, and anyone with emotional damage
- 🎯 Ideal for lazy days, memes, and ironic selfies
- 🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for your most unhinged friend
Why You’ll Love It
Because who says you can’t be emotionally done and still fabulous?
This shirt is your new personality — soft, sarcastic, and just a little bit unwell (in the best way).
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ShirtsTree
- Email: contact@support.shirtstree.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|