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I Hate Eating Pussy Just Kidding, Can You Imagine Shirt | Funny Everyday Humor Tee

Mondays are overrated… but only in theory.
The “I Hate Eating Pussy Just Kidding, Can You Imagine” Shirt is the perfect way to showcase your sarcasm, sense of humor, and love-hate relationship with the start of the week. Whether you’re at work, running errands, or lounging at home, this tee guarantees smiles (and maybe a few knowing nods).

Features

  • 😂 “I Hate Eating Pussy Just Kidding, Can You Imagine” design — witty, bold, and relatable
  • 👕 Soft, high-quality cotton blend — comfy for work, school, or lazy days
  • 🔥 Unisex fit — perfect for everyone who survives the first day of the week
  • 🎯 Ideal for coffee lovers, students, office workers, or anyone who loves a good laugh
  • 🎁 Makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who “lives for Fridays”

Why You’ll Love It

Because Mondays are inevitable — but laughter makes them bearable.
The “I Hate Eating Pussy Just Kidding, Can You Imagine” Shirt blends humor, comfort, and everyday style into one must-have tee.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Hate Eating Pussy Just Kidding, Can You Imagine Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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