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Are You Only Hanging Out With Me Because Of The Prophecy Shirt – Dry Humor With Main Character Energy

Lean into absurdity, irony, and subtle existential humor with the Are You Only Hanging Out With Me Because Of The Prophecy Shirt. Perfect for fans of deadpan comedy, fantasy tropes, and self-aware jokes, this tee turns an epic narrative cliché into a laugh-out-loud statement.

Featuring a clean, readable text design, this shirt playfully questions fate, friendship, and whether you’re secretly the chosen one. It’s ideal for casual wear, game nights, conventions, bookshops, D&D sessions, or everyday outings where humor flies just a little under the radar—but still lands.

Crafted from soft, premium-quality cotton, the Are You Only Hanging Out With Me Because Of The Prophecy Shirt offers all-day comfort and a durable print that stays sharp wash after wash. The unisex fit makes it an easy favorite for anyone who loves witty, nerd-adjacent, or ironic graphic tees.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Are You Only Hanging Out With Me Because Of The Prophecy Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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